Recently it seems as if the DMV area has been plagued with an epidemic of $#!T talkers, rumor spreaders, and sneaky little creepers. It’s actually getting really bad. It’s as if everyone’s lives are so boring and stagnant that they must create news in order to entertain themselves and feel better about themselves.
Obviously lies and gossip go hand in hand. It’s like the telephone game, by the time the story has been spread everywhere it goes from “Sarah is really happy about her grades” to “Sarah is a huge whore who likes to eat celery and cheat.” Now any human being with common sense would know that this is clearly an odd statement and either ignore it or at least ask Sarah if she really is a celery eating whore, but in DMV there is no such thing. People here LOVE hearing bad news, they LOVE damaging other peoples names. As long as it’s not their name in their heads it’s ….GOSSIP AWAY. It’s become so bad that people actually make up stories to make themselves look better and in turn ruin someone elses reputation. But why must people do these things? It stems off of joblessness and insecurities. Why else would someone go out of their way to not only make up a story but then go the extra mile and spread it? Lives must be re-evaluated quickly.
Now for these side chicks. What is the sudden increase and lack of shame that these women possess? It’s as if they are content with that position and are so insecure, shameless, and just plain retarded that they don’t believe they possess what it takes to actually be recognized as a mans girlfriend. Women… we must do better. For instance why would any woman in her right sense be sleeping with a married man? If you don’t fear God and his pure hate of adultery,at least fear Karma and the ridicule you will face when people find out. Like how can someone live with themself knowing that no man considers them good enough or even takes them seriously that they have only been deemed sidechick worthy. The thing that grinds my gears are the one who will proudly broadcast their sneaky and degrading escapades with another womans man, and how they “got someones elses man and she can’t do anything about it” Clap for yourself. Then go get yourself checked for the clap you probably already have. Stupid hoe. Personally, I’d rather be single and happy than on the side and desperate. Get your confidence up boo boo.
And for the Infidelity. What is with you guys?! Why oh why oh why are you in a relationship if you can’t keep your dick in one place or your legs clothes. STAY SINGLE. No one is forcing you to be in a relationship! Not only is it disrespectful, sexually risky, sad, and unfair to your partner but it’s embarrassing. No matter how many times your cheating partner promises to not tell a soul (get a grip) they will at least tell one person they trust oh so much that they can tell anything to who will never tell a soul, who will then tell one person they trust oh so much that they can tell anything to who will never tell a soul and on and on and on. Until (you guessed right) EVERYONE KNOWS, except the faithful partner who is currently sitting at home watching basketball wives tweeting about how much she loves her man and how they have the perfect relationship. What a dumbass. The worst thing about it is that the infidelity epedimic is getting so horrible that both partners are now both beginning to cheat on each other! Now either these couples are inept or they are stupid , either way they are just freaking stupid. Like why are you together? And it is ALWAYS the couples who tweet back and forth, I miss you baby… look at us on our one thousand vacations, missing my man, can’t wait to get off of work and see her, happy 5 anniversary.. (You get the point). WHY THE CHARADES?! You both are cheating whores who have not even an ounce of self control and are so attention seeking and low confidence driven that will face karma times 89282828282. So gross. I bet some of you are now thinking is my girl really in the library? Is that really his cousin? Are you sure they’re just shooting pool? Probably not, but the sad thing is even if you guys do catch each other you’ll still say and deny the truth, and that’s fine. But me my friend, I will remain single until I find a man worth settling down with who I can respect and cater to and know my efforts aren’t going to waste. Because I will be damned if he goes on a date with some hoe with the clothes I bought him, or drives her around with the gas I put in his tank. Momma didn’t raise no fool.
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